"I despise avocados. Which is ironic because im cuban."

— Ted cruz (via senatorrandpaulofficial)

(via yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance)

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance here is some marco hand porn to help you feel better

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance here is some marco hand porn to help you feel better

Iz bought myself a present.

Iz bought myself a present.

Marco bein all squishy and shiny and whatnot

Marco bein all squishy and shiny and whatnot

Rory Pooker?

Rory Pooker?

I just don’t know what to do with you anymore.

I just don’t know what to do with you anymore.

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

Barely being able to walk because your menstrual cramps are so bad that they’ve gone into your back and down into your legs~ #justgirlythings

DON’T WORRY I AM COMING ILL FIX

"So what are your political views?"

— Me flirting (via co-redemptrix)

How is it already August???

All the baes are leaving me for a month. :(